Dear Mr. Bad Guy...

I wanted to express my gratitude to the wake up call received at O-shit-30. While I do appreciate your concern about us being here I would like to prescribe a few remedies for your insomnia and urge to wake us that are sleeping. Both are rather simple and differ in levels of effectiveness. The first one comes in pill form and goes by the trade name Ambien. It is easy to take and works within 15 minutes. The second method is much more permanent and comes in the form of a F-15. As you are well aware, it's effects are immediate and by far my method of choice in regards to your sleeping disorder. Not only does it accomplish the task at hand, but it provides a fireworks display that would rival any 4th of July celebration. Either way, sweet dreams.